26 Oz Hydro - Fueled by Caffeine and Dark Romance
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Because you crave caffeine and characters with tragic backstories. This 26oz hydro bottle is the perfect companion for every swoon-worthy, steamy plot twist.
Introducing the “Fueled by Caffeine and Dark Romance” 26oz Hydro Bottle—your emotional support bottle for surviving plot twists, morally gray love interests, and early mornings.
Wrapped in moody gothic art featuring skeletal hands, blood-red roses, and the vibes of a forbidden lovers’ reunion, this stainless steel stunner screams “leave me alone, I’m busy falling for fictional men.” Whether you're reading smutty chapters at sunrise or sipping cold brew during a midday book binge, this bottle's got your back (and your beverage).
Double-wall insulation keeps your drink hot for 6–8 hours and cold for 10–12, while the flip-top lid and straw mean no interruptions between pages. It's sexy. It's savage. It's caffeinated.
Perfect for dark romance readers, gothic souls, and anyone who treats coffee and chaos as a love language. Hydrate or die-drate, baby—preferably with a little angst on the side.
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