26 Oz Hydro - Crazy plant lady

For the babe who talks to her plants and drinks iced coffee like it’s fertilizer—this 26 oz Hydro is for you.
Let’s face it—if your plants have names, moods, and playlists, this bottle was made for you. Our 26 oz Crazy Plant Lady Hydroflask is the ultimate hydration sidekick for every proud plant mama with more pothos than problems.
Featuring a gorgeous wrap of illustrated houseplants, leafy shelves, and boho-chic vibes, this bottle screams (softly and with misted humidity) “I water myself, too.” Whether you're potting up succulents or deep-diving into a garden center for the third time this week, this bottle keeps your beverage hot for hours and cold even longer.
It’s a whole aesthetic—hydration, horticulture, and a whole lotta sass.
Want it in a more compact jungle-to-go size? We’ve got a 20 oz tumbler option for $20. Same green thumb energy, just slightly smaller footprint. ????
Seller | Anything Custom LLC |
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