26 Oz Hydro - Aggressivelu helpful
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Hydration meets humor with this 26 oz hydro bottle for the multitasking queen who's equal parts classy, hood, helpful, and so done with adulting today.
Introducing your new emotional support water bottle: the Kinda Classy, Kinda Hood, Aggressively Helpful, Can’t Adult Today 26 oz hydro! Because sometimes you’re a walking paradox with a planner full of good intentions, a heart full of sass, and zero capacity to deal with nonsense.
This stainless steel bottle doesn’t just keep your drinks hot for 6–8 hours and cold for 10–12—it also speaks fluent sarcasm. Adorned with bold fonts and cheeky truth bombs, it's a walking mood board for anyone who’s bossy-but-sweet, organized-but-chaotic, and aggressively helpful... but only on weekdays.
Perfect for that coworker who runs the office with one eyebrow raise, the mom who’s surviving on caffeine and memes, or the bestie who deserves hydration and validation. Dishwasher not recommended, but spontaneous dance breaks while sipping? Highly encouraged.
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